During the great plague of 2020, alchemists and apothecaries the world over sought magical elixirs to keep the proletariat sane, while also providing those same workers enough energy to endure stressful work-from-home weeks that never seemed to end.

ENTER B*TCHES LOVE

We hand-pressed coconuts into hypoallergenic luxe candles and cauldron(micro)-roasted coffee beans you can't find anywhere else on earth. In short, we conjured angelic aromas to keep your home smelling great and paired them with enough caffeine to keep you energized 'til the webcam finally clicks off.

Is it the perfect solution for every plague, pandemic, or meteor strike? Maybe maybe not. But we promise you're gonna love your day a little bit more with B*TCHES LOVE.